Bad news for the few remaining Obama supporters left out there. Apparently the President has been forced to cut short his bus tour after some unknown delinquent made off with his only source of inspiration...his beloved teleprompter. When pressed for comment on the theft of his ever-present sidekick, Mr. Obama responded, "Er, um, er...ah, er, um, er...ah, what I mean to say is...um, er, ah, er, um...er, ah, ah, ah, er, um...can you ask me later when they find my teleprompter?"
Needless to say getting a quote from President Obama without the support of his teleprompter is damn near impossible. The man can't make a single coherent sentence without it so it's a good thing he decided to go ahead and pull the plug on his, "Back On The Bus II" tour. He hasn't really made any coherent points before his teleprompter and lifeblood was stolen so it's not really any big loss. Maybe next time out someone will have enough sense to pack two teleprompters so the President doesn't find himself in this embarrassing situation again. Better yet, maybe somebody will have enough sense to tell the president to stop wasting taxpayer money on his campaign trips. He has no chance of being re-elected anyway so what's the point?