Here we are a few weeks into the republican primary season and I feel like I already know way too much about most of the candidate's personal lives. So far the liberal media has treated us to stories about Rick Santorum's wife's ex-boyfriend, the horror of Mitt Romney's tithing habits in his church, Newt Gingrich's spurned second wife's comical recollections of three-ways and open marriages and even a "feel-good" piece on Michelle Bachman's husband's glitter bombing and business practices. Whew, I feel like I've been force-fed these National Enquirer-like stories by the liberal national media, not because they are really all that newsworthy, but more likely because they feel like any dirt they can throw on the GOPers the better chance Barack will have of winning in the fall.
I'd just like to know when they are going to give us some of the dirty on old Barack Hussein Obama himself? When is the MSM going to do a little digging on our gracious president and clue us all in on some of his filthy little secrets? It's hard for me to believe that even though all of his college transcripts and writings have been sealed and hidden in shame that nobody out there has a copy of one of Obama's communist rantings while editor of the Harvard Law Review. It's even harder to believe that none of his butt-kissing minions in the liberal MSM can dig up any more dirt than they have on his shady real estate dealings with Tony Rezko. How 'bout a three page expose on the many girlfriends of Barry Soetero. How many of them were Muslims? How many of them were communists? How many of them shared the cocaine with Obama that he writes about snorting in his book? How 'bout the weed? Did Barry Soetero ever ask a girlfriend for a threeway? Ever ask for anal? Enquiring minds want to know...and while they're at it let's not forget Michelle. If we can drag Newt's ex-skank into the fray then let's get it all out there. Has Michelle ever dated a white boy? If so were they racist? Has she ever *gasp* tithed to her church and if so was it as shameful as Romney's tithing was? Have any of Michelle's ex-boyfirends ever been arrested or asked for an "open relationship"? Ask her to use a "butt plug" on them? I have a very inquiring mind and I would really like to know all this shit.
How 'bout it liberal MSM? Can we get the dirty on Barack Hussein Obama this time around or are you all ass-kissing locksteppers? Inquiring minds want to know!